Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

I'm a sweet, honest, caring, and funny lady. Plus I'm also incredibly romantic that I go the extra mile to prove how much a man means to me. I believe that if it's worth it, you gotta work hard for it.

I firmly believe that I am the most open-minded person you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. I am the kind of lass who values other people’s beliefs as much as I value mine. As the saying goes, everyone is entitled to express their own opinio...

I don't drink all the time, but when I do, I down all the bottle until I am completely knackered. I can handle my alcohol well despite my age, so you need to be a strong drinker if you want to see how crazy I am when I am hammered.

The packaging doesn't matter, it's the contents that should leave you speechless. The filthy gifts that I have in mind will have you panting and I have no qualms about making your wishes come true. Strip off my wrapping and I'll surely not disappoint...

I have no favourite season in particular. I love them all - winter, spring, summer, and autumn. It's so nice that I get to change my fashion style every time a new season comes. Also, my eyes see a different view of the world.