I have an oversized teddy that has seen plenty of sinful acts that I committed while alone in my room over the years. Often I'd imagine it was a bloke who was watching me play with my kitty using various toys.

I do the typical things that you do. I eat breakfast, go to work then I come home in the evening, prepare dinner, watch telly for a few minutes, and sleep. My life is mundane, and I'm not going to allow myself to have this kind of life forever. Ready...

If you are looking for a lass who will be loyal, faithful, and love you with all heart, then you are looking at the wrong profile. I am nothing like that. I can't give you a warm comfort or whatnots. The only thing I can offer is wet cunt.

Going to a posh spa whenever I feel like it has been a blessing. I used to think that when I grow old, it would mean I'd end up like my senile aunt. Now, I get to do just whatever I bloody want, whenever I want to. I love being massaged with aromati...

Buff lads with wide shoulders, those are the ones that attract me the most. Though it doesn't hurt if I come across blokes who are hung as a race horse. I'm not fragile and I definitely know how to have fun.

I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.