If you are looking for a lass who will be loyal, faithful, and love you with all heart, then you are looking at the wrong profile. I am nothing like that. I can't give you a warm comfort or whatnots. The only thing I can offer is wet cunt.

I'm not here to find relationships, serious attachments, and commitments. I only came here to search for someone who I can be friends with. And by friends, I mean someone who I can talk dirty with without any malice at all.

It's not just men who masturbate. As for me, I do it 7x a day. I start slow on my clit until I get wet. Then I gently thrust my fingers inside. Depending on my mood and the type of man I desire to have me, I can either go fast or slow.

Every day I'm randy thinking about all the possibilities of being shagged by lots of men. I have had regular type of sex, and I don't desire to experience it again. I want to try threesomes or group sex instead. I'm sure it's going to be exciting.

I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.

It's not my fault to be born as a star with big breasts and scrummy bottom. It's not my choice to be the dream of every man, but the shooting star along with the universe chose me to be. I have in my lips the madness that turns every saint man into s...