I fancy being treated roughly. Twisted into various positions just to see which one would reach the deepest parts of my quim. Cuffed, spanked, and tied up to the bed so that I wouldn't go anywhere while they get to do their wicked ways to me.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I play video games even though I may have the classy look on me. When I and ex lived together, we used to play video games as a means to hang out together when we're too lazy to go on a romantic date.

My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!

I have a pair of "fuck me" heels and they work like a charm even after all these years. When I have them on, I know I'm gonna get thoroughly fucked that night-- and I do! I always feel confident and desirable as soon as I slip them on.

My ex-husband was a nutter and I am glad I got rid of him at long last. Now I can catch up on the fun activities in the bedroom I've been missing out on! No more rubbish shagging for me, I think I suffered enough. Time to pull some fit lads and have ...