Fun fact about me: I've never been drunk as a lord after all the drinking sprees and partying that I experienced so far. I guess it's either I have a really high tolerance for booze or my mates are just sore losers.

I'm a bit different from other lasses, for it's not typical of me to grab a penis and lick or suck it instantly. First, I start with an erotic massage. I never initiate something else when he's not relaxed or when he's enjoying the hot massage.

I please myself by spanking my ravishing bum so loud that people from the other room can hear it. Still not satisfied, I let my vibrator jackhammer me hard enough that I can't walk properly the next day.

Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

I'm still single despite my age and I don't have a problem with that. In fact, I want to stay single for as long as I can and maybe until I feel envious of my friends who are already taken and married.

I care about other people, but that doesn't make me spineless. I stand up for myself when I need to. I never look down on other people, but I'm also not the person you can mess with. I can be jolly and funny, but I appreciate if a man is jollier than...