If you want the comfort of beautiful lies and ego-pleasing deception, then I am not the lass for you. I am a very straightforward lady who is not afraid to speak her mind, especially when my man doesn't know how to give me the pleasure I deserve.

No quickies for me, I want the sensual foreplay and slow fucking. Savouring the moment-- the touch and how it ignites the flames within me. I don't want the casual flings but I don't want to commit myself to just one bloke.

People are afraid of falling in love because they might crash into the reality that the other party doesn't feel the same way with them. I hate to admit, but I am one of those who are scared of falling in love. I don't want to experience the pain of ...

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

I'm a self-taught painter. To be completely honest, I have paintings of every man who put a smile on my face after a great night full of exotic creams and wild moans. Also, I'm thinking whether to have our sex videos uploaded online.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?