I like lads who act like a complete knucklehead but can perform well in everything they do. The stark contrast between their relaxed and carefree personality and serious self makes me want to take them home with me.

Trying to flirt is rather difficult at my age so forgive me if I fumble a bit. I'm not looking for a committed relationship anymore; that ship sailed a long time ago. Casual fucks and devious fun are what I'm looking forward to these days.

Having brunch with the old gals seem to be the only event that I look forward to nowadays. I would love to have other things to anticipate, especially if it's the fine body of a lad. Oh, the things I could do with my tongue and tits.

Have you ever tried getting so horny that you started rubbing yourself in the middle of the living room? I did and I wasn't aware that one of my son's mates visited. He walked in on me while I was starkers with eyes closed, when I did notice him it w...

I bought a lounge chair and I've been pondering on what the best shagging positions could be done on it. I have to say that the winner was getting shagged from behind and being pulled back as far as my spine would let little old me.

For me, nothing is more important than having the right tool when doing the job. As such, I am looking for a proper lad with the proper tool to deal with my leaky hole. My cunt becomes so wet when I feel a bit horny. It would greatly help if I have a...