Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

Giving up control to my partner is never a problem. Even if they're much younger than me, I want to be dominated and be put to use as their sex toy. It may sound degrading to some but I actually thrive in it.

Am a young lass looking for a bloke who's young as me. Would be a bonus if he can't wait to fuck me. If you fit the description, leave me a message. Don't forget to make me wet by sharing your fantasies about me.

Pin my head down before having me. Show me that you're my king whose orders I have to obey. Put me on a dizzy spell with your hunger for thousand rounds of shagging here and there. Turn me upside down as you wish.

Leave me speechless. Fill this empty hollow. Light my core with your scorching desire. Literally, take me to heaven. I want to feel how it is to be pounded hard by a stranger. Keep going until the moon shines down on us.