I am tired of hearing the words beautiful, gorgeous, and pretty. I wish men would be more creative with their compliments. I mean, who doesn't get sick of hearing the same words over and over again? Send me this kind of compliment, and you'll never g...

The only thing that keeps me going in this world full of nothing but a load of codswallop is a bottle of cold beer after a long tiring day at work. But I think that it would be more exciting if I have someone to share it with. A fit and dishy lad wou...

The men I knew always preferred tight over those with loose holes. However, I think that there is no such thing as a wide vagina. Only small dicks. Ooops! I don’t mean to offend anyone. Please tell me that what I said didn’t offend you.

This lady right here is an artistic missy who loves expressing her emotions through paintings and music. She is also a pro at leaving good impressions to a crowd and can easily make anyone delighted with her beauty and booty.

My pink fuzzy handcuffs have been giving me inspiration lately and I am gagging to put them to good use. I have bought them after I divorced and have been waiting for a willing bloke to come around to use it on. But I think it's time to take matters ...

It has been my life-long dream to live in the mountains and remain there for the rest of my life. I am a huge fan of nature, so the thought of being able to live in the mountain makes me excited and elated. It would be nice if I could do that with a ...