I get off at weekends when I'm wasted. It makes getting off more exciting. When I'm hammered, smashed, plastered, I do stuffs that make blokes go mad. Some I don't remember, they just tell me in the morning and they say they love it.

Not here for anything serious. I'm enjoying my single life right now, and I have no plans of adding lemon to it. Not yet ready for petty fights that can add sour flavour to my perfect life. If you're a bloke who wants to have fun and who doesn't mind...

Wearing a hot sexy lingerie that shows off my cute luscious body and playing with my toys are what I usually do during my most boring nights. These are two things that I know men would want to indulge in. Want to know more about me? I love listening ...

Dressing up in fun and sexy costumes before playing out our fantasies in bed. I want to end up starkers with my legs wrapped around toned hips and a cock in my quim. I'm still flexible and up for any challenge that comes my way.

It may not really obvious but I have a mind that is dirty enough for a lad's knob to be hard and throbbing. And what I want right now is to find a lad who is more than willing to know the things running on my dirty mind.

Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.