They say all women are born equal. If that's the case, then I might be hatched from an egg because I am better than everyone else in everything that I do. I don't mean to brag, but just take a good look at my body. How can a human give birth to a god...

Growing old is not bad at all. At the age I'm in, I could get away with a lot of things--say drinking a whole bottle of wine and then some or tying a lad to my bed. I have a lot of time in my hands now and open to chatting with new people.

My knees can't prevent me from getting dirty. I'm a strong woman who doesn't know the word 'give up'. As my appetite for shagging gets intense day by day, I'm not that old yet. Besides I still have a lot of hot milk to give someone who's ready.

The lack of a man in my life for the past ten years is now slowly taking its toll on my mind and my body. I am here because I want to chat with a lad who can help me rekindle the passion in my heart. Someone who can turn me on and drive me wild under...

Before I tell you about myself, you should answer a very important question. Would it fit me to wear a thong or panties? Or should I wear nothing at all when I'm in the house? Make me smile with your answer. This can be the start, honey.

My big knockers never failed me when it comes to pulling lads. Since I've had them as a teen, it was easy to find a bloke who'd want a quick snog or shag. Now it gets me the chance to have fun in the bedroom despite how old I already am.