I'm a bit of a fashion whore. I make sure that I spice things up with great pairs of clothes and really nice perfume to ooze my femininity. Also, since I exercise and eat healthy foods, I'm that lass you'll meet on the streets who's always on top for...

A cuppa and a good smutty novel is the best way to spend the afternoon. I let my imagination run as wild as it can while I still haven't found a young bloke to play with. When I do though, I'll make sure they're going to forget their name.

Getting blokes to do what I want is not an issue. I'm dominant in bed, always have been and always will be. When I see lads follow my orders to the tee, I make sure to reward them with a sloppy jobby until they cum or beg to get fucked.

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

I bought a lounge chair and I've been pondering on what the best shagging positions could be done on it. I have to say that the winner was getting shagged from behind and being pulled back as far as my spine would let little old me.

Foot jobs is underrated. It's quite difficult to do and takes time to perfect but lucky I did so. It turns me on how I can feel a cock start swelling up and twitching when I run the pads of my feet along the front of their trousers.