When I am at a loose end during the days off from work, I usually lay in my bed while staring at the ceiling and thinking about the sex positions and fantasies that I've been meaning to try. And every time I do that, I always end up reaching for my f...

I live my own life, and I don't pry on other people's life. They do their own business, and I do mine. Simple as that. The only thing I care about is the unexplainable happiness I receive after shagging.

I have no intention of making myself known through complex or complicated things. I am the kind of woman who loves to keep things nice and simple. I do believe that there is beauty in simplicity. I hope my simple ways will not bore you out.

What's with love at first sight that most people go silly talking about it? To be perfectly honest, I don't believe in it nor the word "real love". If you ask me what I consider to be real, it's having a nice bloke shag me for so many times. Why? Bec...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I'm passionate about making a lad's life happy by giving him what he needs. It's not just about getting off, but it's more about supporting him as he finds his way to become more successful. I want to be there when he's sad and when he's happy.