No longer the dull woman who can spend her day just staying in and be with her pets. I am now a pleasure-seeker that likes to bar hop, try new things, and meet perfect strangers. I would love to get to know various types of men and get to know them o...

The most scandalous thing that I got myself into was shagging my son's mate in the kitchen when he stayed over for the night. It's been years ago but that was when I started to prefer younger blokes to satiate my sexual needs.

I may be past my prime, but that doesn't mean that I turn sour. I think you should know that when I reach this age of mine, that's the time when I have become more sexually active. I can't even last a day not talking about sex or worst not shagging.

"I'm proud to say that I can do the things that normal lasses can't do or are disgusted to do: 1. I can lick cum that dripped onto the floor. 2. I swallow men's hot cream, for it's delicious and healthy."

I broke someone's heart a couple years ago I wasn't ready. I had so many dreams I had to pursue at the time. This time, I might do it again - hurting a lad's feelings, so if you're not here for fun, look away. But if you're thrilled by it, send me a ...

Some people get deceived by my looks because as they say, I look like a very serious lady who doesn't have the word 'fun' in her vocabulary. Little did they know, I am the most fun person they will ever encounter.