Moments like this makes me want to talk non-stop about my kinks and fetishes. I'm not comfortable getting off without finding the favourites and pet peeves of my partner and without me sharing mine as well.

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

The kind of bloke I am most interested in would be the one who can make me go from moaning to begging real quick. I want someone who has what it takes to make me beg for more in bed. If you are that kind of bloke, message me now.

My pinkish cunt has been dry lately. It needs watering or it will wither. If you're a nice lad, please don't let my pussy cease to exist. Transform it. Make it wet again. It doesn't matter how you'll do it. Saving it is all that matters.

I'm not aroused when a man puts his knob into my fanny right away. Start kissing me on my nape all the way down, and you'll hear me moaning your name out of pleasure. Foreplay works for me when a man I've just met wants to get off me.

"A knight in shining armour doesn't exist, do they? If they did, a lass like me wouldn't be here scrolling lots of men's profiles. I don't believe in happy endings either. They're just for movies or fairytales. You may think I'm mad or you may th...