My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

Known for having the charm to captivate any soul when I'm in my cozzy, I have had electrifying affairs with men I fancy. We've done wild stuff outdoors. I've experienced hardcore sex and threesomes. But I want more! I get excited thinking about other...

Giving satisfaction is no problem for me, I know what blokes like and how to make them moan and whine out loud. I want a lad that would not disappoint me like the countless others I have hooked up with. I'm gonna cast my line and see if I could get a...

When I was younger, a lot of blokes tried different things just to get my attention. However, now that I am old, only a few turn their heads my way. I know that I can't do anything about growing old, but I miss all the glamour and attention I had whe...

My big knockers never failed me when it comes to pulling lads. Since I've had them as a teen, it was easy to find a bloke who'd want a quick snog or shag. Now it gets me the chance to have fun in the bedroom despite how old I already am.

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.