If I am to choose between receiving flowers and receiving a hard knob with baby batter, I think I will immediately choose the latter. Actually, I am the kind of lady who is not romantic and who is not fond of mushy things so it wouldn't make sense if...

A cool girl who'll cook for you in her red heels. With my good skills in cooking, you'd surely want more. I'm also a sweet lass who'll take care of you and let you play with my boobies whenever you want to.

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

Simple but interesting. That is the best way to describe me. I am simple enough for anyone to understand and interesting enough to make sure that you stay no matter what the circumstances are. Do you think you’re ready for someone like me?

I'm a modest lass, but that doesn't mean that we can't have fun. We can say dirty and silly things to each other to have fun memories before we sleep. There's only one thing you can never do - it's farting in front of me. Do that, and you won't have ...

I am the exact opposite of smart-ass, inconsiderate and miss know-it-all bitch who is only useful for flaunting her thighs and leaving disturbing impressions the crowd with her big yet artificial boobies.