It's been a while since a bee visited my flower. It's getting kind of dry now that it hasn't experienced a bit of shower for quite some time now. I am looking for someone who can revitalize my dying flower. Make it wet and glossy again with your tong...

Where would be the best place for quick shag? Carparks in the middle of the night is the winner in my mind. Getting so randy that we couldn't wait to get into a proper bed to shag each other. I haven't done that in a while, but it still makes my cunt...

At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

I only figured out what a switch is, and turns out I am one. There are times that I strive to take control of young lads that think they can overpower me due to my age. But other times I would do anything to please my master and let him use me for hi...

Now that I am a lot older, I realized the importance of having a man who will spend the rest of his life with you. It's quite depressing that I don't have someone to help me out every time I feel lonely and horny.

Flirting and pulling blokes has never been my strong suit, I'd always end up tripping on words. Even now, a bit late to the party but I'm looking forward to getting to know lads again. Maybe I could even open up more about my naughty side.