Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.

Best time of the day: Early mornings and midnights Best sex position: Doggystyle, randy raft, and lap dance Best movie genre: Erotic, nothing else Best size for my pussy: Not picky here, short or long is fine as long as it's hard

Stop wasting time, and send me a message already. More blokes are flooding my inbox as you waste your time hesitating. Is there any reason why you don't like to chat with me? I think I am beautiful enough to be above average. What do you think? Do yo...

I am happy and comfortable with myself. I don't need to change my ways or act like someone else for others. It's not my problem if they don't like how I do things. I am confident with myself and my sexual prowess. I don't need to prove anything to an...

I'm lustful, don't be fooled by the angelic chevy chase. Cause let me tell yah that I have a sadistic side, I'll only show it if yah allow me too.