I love putting makeup on my face. I don't care if I pop into a shop or a grocery for 20 minutes. I have to have my makeup, simple yet classy, just like Catherine's, the duchess of Cambridge. I never want to look like a slapper.

I do cardio exercise, zumba, and yoga. I've met a lot of people who became my friends. It's unbelievable. 20 years from now, I might still see myself dancing with the rhythm at full throttle. Though it won't be just me.

Are you looking for a lass who is thoughtful and kind? Well, you don't need to search any more because I can be that girl you. However, I am not your typical goody two shoes kind of girl. I am a wild one who can make you experience things that you've...

Nowadays, finding someone to fuck is easy peasy. Some lads are even willing to offer themselves to me. But do you know what the hard part is? That would be finding a lad who is really good at fucking. I mean, the majority of lads know how to fuck but...

I have an oversized teddy that has seen plenty of sinful acts that I committed while alone in my room over the years. Often I'd imagine it was a bloke who was watching me play with my kitty using various toys.

I'm usually not the type to complain but, bloody hell, what's a bint got to do to get a good shagging? I left my good for nothing husband because I always had to fend for myself since he'd be too tuckered after finishing.