If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

Not easily annoyed by circumstances. I'm a beautifully created lass who's caring and patient all the time. The only thing that annoys or frustrates me is when my tight cunt doesn't receive any thick cream. I'm always randy you know.

A caring lass with a fit body, that's how I would describe myself. I do get disappointed when blokes come my way thinking that I'm a slag, so I hope I don't get any sleazy messages. I want someone who can take care of my needs, stir my imagination to...

I never knew how much sexier I would feel when wearing lingerie but as soon I bought my own pair-- I fell in love! Now I have a drawer full of skimpy laces, satin, and even a few leather ones. I also love a bloke who knows how to appreciate a good pa...

Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...

There are times when I get sad without any reason at all and when those times happen, I usually touch my axe wound in order to compensate for my sadness. And to be honest, it actually works most of the time! So, whenever I get sad, I guess you alread...