Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I always catch one of my son's mates checking me out since the first time he got invited home. Years after my divorce, this lad came around for what I thought was a friendly visit but it turned out it was more than that. Long story short, some lads t...

Doing it in the park in the middle of the night with two blokes is the ultimate fantasy. Though you will not hear any complaints from me even if I could only have one dick in me. I just want the thrill that comes with fucking outside and maybe gettin...

There's something about having a throbbing cock inside my mouth that makes my cunt weep with delight. Maybe I have a kink for getting choked or gagging on a man's dipstick but nevertheless, I'm as enthusiastic now as I've been about giving a blowjob ...

One reason why I am here is that I want someone who can keep me from feeling lonely ever again. I want someone who can keep me company in any way that he can think of. If you are the lad I'm searching for, please give me a message.

My beauty is slowly fading away. It might be hard, but I need to accept the fact that I am not as enticing and as irresistible as I once was. However, I am still hopeful that there is still a lad out there who would accept me for who I am, wrinkles a...