The only thing that I want right now is a boy toy. Yes, you've read that right. I want a lad who comes to rescue me whenever I'm feeling horny and whenever my axe wound feels the need to be pleased. To be clear, I don't want anything serious, I just ...

I value comfort over being fashionable. I'd often be found in my flat wearing nothing but a white shirt and thigh high socks. I stay in rather than go out and party. Heavy snogging on the couch over uncomfortable groping in a bathroom stall.

When I don't experience intimacy for a long time, people find me grumpy and frustrated. On the flip side, if I recently have a thrilling experience, people find me overjoyed. They can see me smiling even in my sleep.

I am not as simple as I look. Don't expect me to be easy to read just because I look like a woman who can be easily swept off her feet. It is not that easy to be with me. Proceed at your own risk. Don't tell me I didn't warn you. I am an intimidating...

Chatting with me is easy. You just need to provide interesting topics, and our conversation will flow by itself. I am quite a talkative lady, so you will never be bored when you are talking with me. There are a lot of things I want to share in my lif...

Have fun with this woman of substance. Jackhammer her as if she's the brightest star in the cosmos. Don't let her think that she's in the autumn of her life. Whisper nice words in her ear. She'll definitely be in bliss.