It's true that we find true love in different places. It's also true that we find our sexmate in unexpected places. As a creative person, I have to confess that I want to meet him in a desert. Ask me why.

The process of making a full English breakfast is therapeutic for me. It brings me joy like no other, I take my time and savour the flavours rather than eat like a rabid dog. I have always kept my poise unless it's behind closed bedroom doors.

I want someone to hold me and scratch my head as he tells me that he wants me while looking intensely at me. Having such a man who is not afraid to show his sexual feelings to me is a precious gem - a gem that has to be treasured.

I am quite adventurous, so I enjoy a good challenge every once in a while. I think I have done nearly all the crazy stuff in the bedroom. I can share some wild stories if you want, and you can tell me some of your naughty fantasies.

People say that money can't buy happiness, but a shitload of money can get me a large pizza and a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti. If that doesn't make me happy, I don't know what will. Do you agree with me? You are free to challenge my opinion...

I've been sidelined for too long that I am starting to forget how to play the game. I am looking for someone who can show me the ropes again. I hope my age doesn't become an issue. I may be old, but I am still as wet as horny as ever.